Damn fellas, that was a long hiatus – with the bad economy and all, I guess nobody’s had time to game…and frankly I’ve just been too busy shower jerking to give a shit.
But I’ve been scouring the party scene recently, and let me let you in on the one piece of game advice that I think can really make a difference. As you all know, the art of gaming is really about not gaming or at least coming off like you’re not gaming. That’s why when we go into a party full of Bangable Bitches, and we run dialogue like this (censored for precaution), we get mediocre results:
THE DOG: “Hi, I’m Ma——. I’m thinking of throwing my friend a birthday party. Which do you think would be better: a jungle theme or a 70’s theme?”
FAT SLUT: “Maybe I would go with the…”
THE DOG: (interrupting) “What kind of toppings do you like on your pizza? Don’t you think pepperoni is a really funny word? I think it’s a funny word.”
FAT SLUT: “Uh…sure”
THE DOG: “Where do you go to school? I’ll just say that I go to ——–”.
FAT SLUT: (turning to her friend) “I have to gtfo of here. Nice meeting you.”
THE DOG: (turning to THE BIG T) “Did you just check out my mad game? I’m soooo PIMP! I’m probably the best PUA of all of us!”
THEBIGT: “You is a bangbus ass clown son.”
The point is this: If you want to build attraction, you need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. This might seem obvious, but seriously reflect on your past experiences in the field. I can think of plenty of times when each of us (myself included) has gotten hyperactive in set just trying to win a chick over or keep a dying conversation alive. All this bullshit really comes off as DESPERATE. Don’t be some uptight, conversation-monging douche bag – keep it cool like Snoop Dogg. Honestly, I have found that sometimes just letting the conversation die out and having an awkward moment of silence is not such a bad thing…and it gives the girl a chance to break the ice (which I read as a major IOI). Not to mention, you might be surprised at some of the conversation threads that she’ll bring up herself if you give her the chance.
Recently, I’ll just say that I had the opportunity to game this way with a homie of mine on the west side. We sat in these two chairs just looking like “teh shit” and not saying much. Dude, those ‘itches were gaming us! I took one of them on a ride to DICKS ‘R US and banged her out pornpros style in the shower. So if you’re out there reading this THE DOG, stop gaming like some cash-strapped hobo, and get your shit calmed the fuck down if you ever want to get blowbanged from an HB greater than a 5.