Archive for July, 2008

Pimpin Atlantic City

{ July 29, 2008 @ 6:01 pm } · { Bars and Parties, Carolyn F. any night of the week }
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You dudes remember that scene from Swingers at the beginning where Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau go to Vegas?  You know how they’re all dressed up and VInce starts hitting on that waitress chick?  If we wanna bring the full experience to Atlantic City we gotta play the part brothas.  I want everyone to get all their pimp attire rady to take along (I’m bringing my camera so we can have record this memorable trip.)  I’m getting all my bling, my sargin outfit and I’m doin my hair day before we go so itll be all fresh and shit.  I’d better not be the only one going the distance all this…we all gotta pull our weight if this is gonna be the shit.

PS: Also, everyone read up on Texas Holdem and, if possible, practice online.

NC Poontang

{ July 23, 2008 @ 11:36 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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Sup fellas? So yesterday I switched to Geico and you won’t believe what happened…

I went to the gym, and I caught my eye on this skinny bitch riding the exercise bike.  So of course, I was looking for any possible way to open up the set and replace that bike of hers with my already raging hardon (not from her mind you, but from watching Barack Obama on the plasma screen tv – I fucking love Democrats).  Now let me just set the mood by telling you that she wasn’t your typical 40ozbounce girl…but she was at least an HB9, with these dreamy blue eyes that enraptured me and completely threw me out of my zen.  All it took was one toss of her hair and a quick glance and smile in my direction, and I knew my canned material was no match if I wanted to be motorboating that firm rack and gorging myself on guacamole out of her quivering armpit.  She had the most inviting gaze, and it immediately became clear that I was going to have to get my shit together fast and make my approach.

Now fellas, I’m not the kind of bloke that goes for the random approach, especially not with my 12″ Goliath ready to burst out of his chains…but my 3 seconds were up.  I move in for the opener, palms sweaty, and she’s staring at me the whole time as I stride up to her on this bike.  The whole time I’m moving towards her I’m racking my brain furiously, desperately trying to recall one of Mystery’s openers worthy of uttering to one so fair as she.  I stop about a foot and and a half from her, and she just gives me this brilliant smile and the faintest giggle.  I know she can see me visibly shaking, so I decide I have to make this quick.  I default to the best opener I know.  With her face still radiating warmth, I lean in and whisper gently in her ear:

“Hey, could you blow me out? I NEED to get blown out.”

I was hoping to wait around for a response, but unfortunately I couldn’t hear what she was trying to say over all the screaming.  So anyway, I grab her by the hair with my left hand, smack her across the face a couple times with my right, and haul her bitch ass by the ponytail into the men’s room.  I know what you’re probably thinking at this point, and yes, I agree that I am probably the most awesome man who has ever lived.  So anyway, it turns out that being tugged by the hair into the men’s room is one of the top three aphrodisiacs for women (go figure).  So she sits in the urinal and gives me a world class blower…still, I found this a little beneath my dignity, so I had her spread eagle on the sink counter while I banged her out, my throbbing member penetrating in and out, all leading up to the grand finale peel and pop.

…but I know you guys probably don’t want to be bored with all the details, so to make a long story short, I saved about 15% on my car insurance.

Its all in the Timing

{ July 23, 2008 @ 12:33 am } · { Strategies }
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So today I was pondering various aspects of the game and remembered a conversation me and Big S once had. The conversation touched on the notion of general human malleability and adaptability but more specifically, the fact that any given individual would at over his lifetime consider dating thousands of different girls. For example, how often have you seen a girl and thought “hey I would like to be/consider being with her”. My guess is at least once a week, but it all depends on the circumstance. Clearly for us college goers it might actually be much more than this. So where the hell am I going with this anyway? My point is- a girl must think the exact same thing. If this is true, then its not impossible to have had hundreds if not thousands of women think “hey I would like to be/consider being with him and if he asked me out I would probably accept his offer”. With this thought process opens a small window of opportunity which, if caught at the right time would land you a date or an F-close depending on what you are looking for.

So with that in mind I realize that I have awful timing and this is certainly an important (one of the most important) aspects to work on. Think for a moment how many times you probably had the opportunity to get with a chick and didn’t time it right. I, myself can think of plenty.

So the final question remains, wtf can us PUA’s do to improve timing?

I am Officially Speechless…

{ July 19, 2008 @ 11:30 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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Well guys there comes a time in everyones life where what seems impossible actually bends the very fabric of time and smacks you right in the penis. Plus the only way to allieviate the pain is through a good wank to 40 oz bounce. So anyway, as you probably don’t know I have been seeing our good pal Ben Bryer the past few days. Doing the usual hanging out and playing tennis, plus realizing that Ben is perhaps the most useless low value male in existence… Yet still, it seems that somewhere along the way my assumptions were debunked (somewhat). And btw T, it also seems that the conversation I had with you suspecting that Ben was seeing someone was correct. GUYS, Low and behold Ben now actually has a girlfriend and yes, I did say girlfriend NOT boyfriend as we initially thought. We got talking and he explained how she is from upstate New York and how het met her when he was in Japan. I really dont get it. Seriously, I have seen girls try and talk to Ben and he is horrible. Which also leads me to my other question: wtf am I doing wrong here lol? BTW if anyone cares I think her name is something like Bridgit Beavers and she goes to Loyola fo FaceBook. Well anyway, it seems I have allot of evaluating to do… I’m gonna go eat a fistfull of beer nuts :P

It’s BACK!!!!!!!! and more cumtastic than ever

{ July 13, 2008 @ 4:24 am } · { Long-Term Prospects }
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I figured you guys forgot about this…but black is the all new asian, T. Black girls are like Asians on crack.

“So what the fuck man…what’s the plan???”

40 OZ BOUNCE!

“40 inch asses getting PWNED by 40 oz malt liquor”

Synopsis: Hell yeah the joint sucks!! First things first get yourself some big round black ass to get rid of the jailhouse blues!!! When 2 jailbirds fly the coupe they hide out at a women’s locker room and pounce Stacy’s delicous booty and make sure to accomplish the signature 40oz bounce!!!

P.S.  Big T, no need to freak out this time about your parents overhearing the video:  I already sent the link to your mom.

The 4 Hour Workweek – And Setting Your Sights HIGH

{ July 11, 2008 @ 11:22 pm } · { Strategies }
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Hey guys, I thought it was due time to enlighten you all to another interesting facet of info that I have come across. Also, as a reminder that sometimes in life we set our sights too low when we deserve better. Anyway, after picking up the novel “4 Hour Workweek” (a novel Big S introduced me to) I happened to stumble across some sections which tie in directly with the game. BTW Big T if there’s a library or bookstore nearby you I strongly suggest that you pick this book up!

A specific section which I found it neccessary to bring up is titled “Doing the Unrealistic is Easier Than Doing the Realistic” P.50

In terms of sarging there are several ranks of women we look for in the field (1-10 obviously). ANNDd if possible the overall objective is to stay away from anyone ranging from 1-6 on that scale. Most guys (being average) would immediately go for someone who is a 7 or 8 while leaving the 9 and 10’s for the more experienced and competent PUA. This then would result in the following outcomes: the 7-8’s would either have developed a stronger shield ( from being approached so many times) or they would already be taken. Furthermore, the 9-10’s would be approached less frequently and most likely are easier and more available than the 7-8’s… Now lets put this to test in the real world. Take a look at your school and think about all the girls that have boyfriends, if this theory holds true there should be more 7-8’s with boyfriends than 9-10’s (and I know, there are less 9-10’s compared to 8-9’s but even if you look at this proportionally this theory holds true; at least at my school…)

The number close I had at that bar I told you guys about a while ago was a 9. The funny thing about it was that she approached me and I found was much easier to game than a 7-8. Which leads me to my other point: intelligence level. The general sentiment is that the hotter you are, the less intelligent you tend to be. While this may not be entirely true it does to some extent make sense. The simple reason being, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE because doors are opened for you. So, with that being said a dumber yet hotter chick would also be much easier to game as well.

Funny enough, I have found that hotter chicks are much easier to game than 7-8’s. Big T I was curious as well. Have you ever tried gaming really hot chicks? Every time I speak to you it seems like a 6-7. Perhaps you would have more success by setting your sights higher? So now, I’m curious to see what you guys think. Do you believe this theory to hold true and why/why not?

The BIG Question

{ July 1, 2008 @ 11:30 pm } · { Strategies }
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Ok so I was pondering the game today and one question just stuck out in my mind like a sore thumb. The question is: if women can lose interest in a guy just as quickly as they can gain interest in them then aren’t all women wired for a one night stand anyway? Which leads me to my other point. If this is true then why are we bothering building a relationship with someone when we could just as easily focus on getting them into and out of bed asap? And wouldn’t this aspect make ross jefferies methods much easier and more effective than the mystery method? What do you guys think? All in all, I think we can all agree that one of the main focuses of women is the bang them anyway. I know allot of people would take this mentality as shallow and say that women should also be friends but couldn’t we just as easily (and we do) have guy friends which we have much more in common with anyway and then bang bitches on the side?